I write poetry about or to do with Elvis. Here is one that I have just written.
THE TIME HAS COME, IT'S SAD TO SAY
TO STOP BUYING ELVIS FROM EBAY.
NOT FOREVER, I HASTEN TO ADD
JUST FOR A TIME WHILE THINGS ARE BAD.
TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOLISH THINGS
NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY HE SINGS.
AN INSULT TO THE MAN, THEY PASS THE BUCK
WITH AN IMAGE OF ELVIS, LOOKING LIKE A DUCK.
A PIECE OF TOAST, IS THAT THE KING?
NO! IT IS ONLY AN IMAGINARY THING.
SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY
OUT OF NOTHING, THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
WE PUT OUT A PETITION, DID WE GET RESULTS?
NO! JUST IGNORED, THAT'S CLASSED AS INSULTS.
SO I SAY TO YOU NOW, EACH AND EVERYONE
PLEASE CARRY ON TILL OUR DUTY IS DONE.
